Tweets

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via hey-its-k8)

nicnolashoult:

IF UR A BOY AND UR VOICE CRACKS DO NOT BE ASHAMED IT IS CUTE AND MAKES ME FLAIL ON THE INSIDE IN SHARP OUTBURSTS OF EXCITEMENT AND HAPPY

(via hey-its-k8)

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

(via beautiful-free)

lolistriders:

*walks onto a crime scene*

swiggity swag who’s in the bag

(via hey-its-k8)

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

(via not-all--who-wander--are-lost)

if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend

(Source: scoutsbutt, via hey-its-k8)